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WEEKENDS

 

  - Here are random things about me: I look like Terri Chiavo, drugs are fun, beer makes the world go ’round, everyone at this station likes the worst sports teams (mainly Smallz and Nik, bandwagoners), I hate the word moist and ranch dressing, Ive been as far west as Cleveland (which is as depressing as Cleveland itself), I can make cake batter in my pants with all the baby powder I use when its hot out, reading is overrated, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are the best band to ever walk this beautiful planet.

Hometown: Fairport NY

Years with Zone: 5

1. When the Zombie apocalypse occurs, what would be in your survival pack? A pistol, snacks, weed, a sword, a blow up doll (it gets lonely), weed, every album Lil Wayne has made (zombies hate him as much as I do) and a bottle of cheap rum.

2. If you had enough money to retire, what would you do with all your free time? Smoke a lot of weed and watch Baywatch and Knight Rider from the beginning while not changing underwear for weeks (underrated shows).

3. When was the last time you tried something new? What was it? I gave myself a stranger a couple weeks ago. Not as successful as one would think…

4. You woke up tomorrow, and realized you had a super power! What would it be? Turn water into beer, and grass into weed. That’s what Jesus did right?

5. What movie are you looking forward to seeing the most this year? Machete Kills or Anchorman 2 because the first ones were cinematic gold.

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