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WEEKENDS

- The Extreme Graphix Rover Holiday Hangover was a blur. Anyone who saw me after my air shift and interviews were over, saw me being lead around like a dog or on stage being an asshole, either way it was goodtimes had by all and I dont regret or apologize for any of it. You couldn’t have planed a better more commical eveing if you tried. You can just ask Nik Rivers or any girl I was overly friendly to that evening. I would direct you to one of them but I honestly dont remember people that night, but people remember seeing me. CAN’T WAIT FOR BONZAI 2013.

Hometown: Avon, NY

Years with The Zone: 8 years.

1. If you were a Star Wars character, which one would you be and why? I would be a Wookie. A big hairy animal that no one can understand.

2. If you were a salad, what dressing would you have? I would have Creamy Bacon as the dressing.

3. What was your favorite breakfast cereal as a kid, and now? My favorite breakfast cereal was Count Chocula or Lucky Charms. Now it’s Cinammon Toast Crunch and Peanut Butter Puffs.

4. If you could get rid of one of the 50 US states, which one and why? I would get rid of New York State. The reason for that is that the taxes are rediculous. We hemorrhage money to pay for things we shouldn’t be paying for. Also there is a very low level of accountability in our society, it’s always someone elses fault it seems.

5. What is your favorite video on the internet?