Homeless Mark
Filed under Usual Suspects
AFTERNOONS – 3-7pm (mon-fri) & Zonegrown
- My name is Homeless Mark or as the ladies call me… Homeless Mark. I am your afternoon guy on The Zone @ 94.1. I’m not much of a talker so if you tune into the Zone @ 94.1 between the hours of 3-7pm you can expect 1 thing and 1 thing only. That would be me awkwardly coughing between songs and saying “uhm… well ya know… next song.” So you should definitely take a listen. I’ve finished up what I want to say but haven’t reached 94 words yet so that explains this sentence.1. If you were a Star Wars character, which one would you be and why? Picard because I like that he values logic.
2. If you were a salad, what dressing would you have? Ranch
3. What was your favorite breakfast cereal as a kid, and now? The Oreo cereal, Reese’s Puffs
4. If you could get rid of one of the 50 US states, which one and why? Canada… bunch of Pinkos
5. What is your favorite video on the internet?
This one
EMAIL MARK
Dear Homeless Mark,
I was listening to the Zone on Wednesday August 22nd around 5:15 PM, and heard you talking about the boob enhancement website, and you were talking to one of the girls from the Klassy Cat. I did not catch the name of the dancer from the Cat that you were talking to on the phone. So, what was the strippers name?
-Matt
I’ll be honest I have no idea what her name was. Most likely Chastity.
Dear Mark – which is your favorite casserole?