People ask me, “Zack, where do you stand on the whole ‘Having Sex with Animals’ debate?”… fair question.  My answer?  Don’t.  Do.  It.  But if you MUST do it, allow me to suggest doing it with a fish.  When you’re done, you can have sushi, and who wouldn’t want post-coital sushi?

Let’s bring down the creep factor.

 Hometown: York, NY

Years With The Zone: 4 1/2


1.     When the Zombie apocalypse occurs, what would be in your survival pack? A Bouey Knife, some beef jerky, a bottle of whiskey, something that flashes (for distraction), bear mace, a rape whistle, condoms (girl zombies tend to be a little more free-spirited), some duct tape, pictures of Christy Mack (porn star-find her!), and of course, my Yoda bobble-head that has the saying “Yo-da man!” printed across the bottom.

2.     If you had enough money to retire, what would you do with all your free time? I would paint my face like a clown and perform random crimes across Gotham City.

3.     When was the last time you tried something new? What was it? November 2012-it involved something that vibrated.  And I lost it somewhere where nothing should EVER be lost……it would be better if we moved on to the next question…

4.     You woke up tomorrow, and realized you had a super power! What would it be? The ability to stop time.  Man, that would be awesome.  And some people would probably die.



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