People ask me, “Zack, where do you stand on the whole ‘Having Sex with Animals’ debate?”… fair question. My answer? Don’t. Do. It. But if you MUST do it, allow me to suggest doing it with a fish. When you’re done, you can have sushi, and who wouldn’t want post-coital sushi?
Let’s bring down the creep factor.
Hometown: York, NY
Years With The Zone: 4 1/2